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[Cyvros]

I didn't mean this random when I started the thread.

Sorry, it's just that I thought it up the other day - you know how Ten News does the 'cliffhanger ad breaks' (Media Watch picked up some bad ones last year). I wasn't sure where to post it, and it's pretty random, so here it is. Sorry to scare you.

[Andy B]

Damn I have a pain in my chest

[Woz]

Today at Uni, the Arts club were giving away free condoms, but the economics and commerce club were giving away free coffee!

Says a thing or two about their respective member bases. Care to comment Q?

[Commander Slicer]

Today at Uni, the Arts club were giving away free condoms, but the economics and commerce club were giving away free coffee!

Says a thing or two about their respective member bases. Care to comment Q?    

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[Big Dan]

I didn't mean this random when I started the thread.

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Well...you should've known better...

my coke is frozen 

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My Coca-Cola Zero is in a King Kong Cup!

Today at Uni, the Arts club were giving away free condoms, but the economics and commerce club were giving away free coffee!

Says a thing or two about their respective member bases. Care to comment Q?    

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Ooooohhhh...free sex? I'm in!

[Scolaw]

Ooooohhhh...free sex? I'm in!   

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Is that all you think about? :sarcastic:

[Woz]

Is that all you think about? :sarcastic: 

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Well when you live in the middle of nowhere like Dan....

[Jac2287]

I got blisters on my feet from my shoes and it hurts

[Woz]

I got blisters on my feet from my shoes and it hurts

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All together now... "Awwwwwwwwwwwww"

[Big Dan]

He has to be one of them, soo I think he is a woman..      

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MD could be an mineral....or something organic

Damn I have a pain in my chest

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I've got a pain in the gut...that makes two of us

Is that all you think about? :sarcastic: 

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Its scientifically proven men think about sex every three seconds...so you can't talk!

Well when you live in the middle of nowhere like Dan....

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Yes, I can't just walk down town and find dozens of promiscious women like you city slickers can

Thank god for the Internet

[Jac2287]

All together now... "Awwwwwwwwwwwww"

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Heh thanks :flamed: No one else cares they all laugh

[Scolaw]

MD could be an mineral....or something organic
I've got a pain in the gut...that makes two of us
Its scientifically proven men think about sex every three seconds...so you can't talk! 
Yes, I can't just walk down town and find dozens of promiscious women like you city slickers can 

Thank god for the Internet 

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I can talk, cause I dont think about every 3 secs like you.

Infact never.

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[Scolaw]

Heh thanks :flamed: No one else cares they all laugh

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We all care. MS= One happy family. :flamed:

[Armac]

Heh thanks :flamed: No one else cares they all laugh

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I do.....

I know all about blisters, the big purple ones that ooze blood and puss, and smell after they have been wet for a while

[Big Dan]

Heh thanks :flamed: No one else cares they all laugh

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Poor Jac

I can talk, cause I dont think about every 3 secs like you.  

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Neither do I I've got plenty of other interests beside sex...

I do.....

I know all about blisters, the big purple ones that ooze blood and puss, and smell after they have been wet for a while   

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Funnily enough, I got asked about that today at the podiatrist

[Jac2287]

I do.....

I know all about blisters, the big purple ones that ooze blood and puss, and smell after they have been wet for a while   

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Charming..... I have a huge one on both of my feet on my heel to be precise There the size of golf balls It really hurts to walk which is a pain becuase that's what I spend most of my day doing

Also I have a presentation tomorrow on the theorist Vygotsky the talk has to go for 20 minutes, I read mine out tonight it goes for 8 minutes

[Big Dan]

Charming..... I have a huge one on both of my feet on my heel to be precise There the size of golf balls It really hurts to walk which is a pain becuase that's what I spend most of my day doing

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I've had blisters, infections and ingrown toe-nails on my feet before, and last year my foot swelled up after being bitten by some unknown insect.

[Armac]

Charming..... I have a huge one on both of my feet on my heel to be precise There the size of golf balls It really hurts to walk which is a pain becuase that's what I spend most of my day doing

Also I have a presentation tomorrow on the theorist Vygotsky the talk has to go for 20 minutes, I read mine out tonight it goes for 8 minutes

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You can only get away with repeating Yourself once, so You would still be 4 minutes short..

[Jac2287]

You can only get away with repeating Yourself once, so You would still be 4 minutes short..

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20 minutes is way to long! My friends in class will die of boredom! Tough cookies for my teacher it will go for 8-10 minutes

[Sharpy]

20 minutes is way to long! My friends in class will die of boredom! Tough cookies for my teacher it will go for 8-10 minutes

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I did an oral for 30 minutes in Year 12